The 11th Division's the best~!!!

It's the most fun, and the strongest, and everybody gets along~~~~


And we get to fight stuff, and Ken-chan is the best of everyone~!!! He has the most fun when people are really strong~


But that doesn't happen very often~ So Baldie and Yumi~Yumi get to fight a lot~~~ And me too~! But it's more fun to watch if they're that strong~~~ ♥


[ooc; Say It Loud, and Say It Proud~!]

It's poofy!!!!



And the hat won't come off!!!


[ooc; Looking like Shin today~ Apologies if I disappear :C]

Why would anyone not want a giant cake?








I dunno who I should get my sugar from~~~~

[voice post]

teeeen bottlesa beeeerrr onna floor~ ♬


♪ Teeen bottlesa beeeeeeeeeeeer~


eiiiiighty something to go~ I'll remember tomo~rrow~~~~~



Curse is stuuuuu~pid today~!!


[ooc; Yachiru, in her infinite wisdom, has decided that the best way to spend a day in which she's human is to spend it drunk. Good life choices, Yachiru.]

Nfu~♪


There've been good fights lately~!!



Fun~~~~!!! ♬ Ken-chan woulda had lotsa fun too~~

I got lotsa candy~!!! Lotsanlotsanlotsandlots~~~

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!


I remember this!!!!


[ooc; Go for it, kids, 4th wall it up, everything is fair game~! &hearts]

Lotsa kids get stomped on or stabbed or smashed or just dead somehow in Kusajishi district~ it'd happen, easy~peasy~~~ Not just kids, either~~~ Everyone was always dying~


There was always blood everywhere, back then~~~~


But not anymore~!

Explodey things~!!!!

...Why would you want a car if you want to go fast?

[voice post ; accidental]

[There's a series of bouncy squishing noises, as though someone absolutely drenched is hopping her way across wet carpet, which gives way to a pause, with faint squeaking noises, as though someone with completely slippery fingers is trying to use a doorknob. And failing.]


Ummmmm~



[insert gigantic SMASH of door being busted down, with leftover clatterings, and a giggle.]


I got the door open~! ☆

We got doggies~!


There's the little one and the big one~!!!



And, and, and, the little one is Kushi~chan, and the big one is Dribbles~chan~!


Ken-chan let me name 'em~!!!!



Ummmmmmmmm~~ what else~~~~ Oh yeah~!!! There's an M stuck to me~

[ooc; M for Murder, orz, and I hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes with the doggy business~ ♥]

Silly City~~~~

Everyone's big today~!!

[voice post]


[There's a sound of a fan running in the background, and occasional beeping, overlaid with Yachiru's own tuneless humming]


[And then a small 'boom'. And a pause.]


Waaaaaaaaa~!!!!!!


[A lot of giggling.]


Microwave-chan and Slorp don't get along~!!!!

Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games
Hiding out in tree-tops shouting out rude names
-whistling tunes we hide in the dunes by the seaside
-whistling tunes we piss on the goons in the jungle
Its a knockout
If looks could kill they probably will
In games without frontiers, wars without tears
If looks could kill they probably will
In games without frontiers, war without tears
Games without frontiers, war without tears~~~ ♪

Nfu~

Things Yachiru Will Never Stop Laughing At

1. This~
2. This~
3. Cassowary-chan~
4. Yumi~Yumi~~~
5. This face~!

♬

Monsters monsters monsters monsters monsters~ Monsters~!!!!


Ne, ne~


They going to be any fun~?

[voice;]

Ken-chan?


Where are we going today?

[ooc; meet a younger Yachiru. Pre-shinigami, post naming, and still partially on hands and knees.]